Killer Pencil Kit (1978)

“Death has come to your little pencil sharpener, Sheriff…and also to your classroom…and your desk…and your notebook…and your pocket protector…and behind your ear…and…”

We totally started the TWHFFC in a humble classroom where the academic rigor was intense, the metacognition was killer, and the analytical writing expansive. Therefore, we are proud to unleash hell upon your notebook and other ephemera via our KILLER PENCIL KIT. Perfect for automatic writing during a séance, letters home from summer camp, the drafting of analytical essays, or the slaying of tiny vampires. And because no one likes mistakes—like foolishly dropping a butcher knife around the house when under assault by a masked killer—this kit of five (5) writing utensils totally includes a death’s head pencil topper for erasing whatever (or whomever) you choose. In addition, adorn your locker or foggy car window with this exclusive TWHFFC sticker featuring a riff on everyone’s favorite jack o’ lantern. Heck, use that hand-numbered card as a bookmark and party like it’s 1978, Fiends! Totally.

“The Night He Wrote Home!”

Each Killer Pencil Kit includes:

• (2) “Haddonfield High School” Pencils (in Autumnal Illinois Orange)
• (2) “Michael Myers Is My Co-Pilot” Pencils (in Autumnal Illinois Orange)
• (1) “I Was A Teenage Werewolf” Pencils (in Devil’s Eyes Black)
• (1) Skull Eraser/Pencil Topper (in one of four random colorways)
• (1) Exclusive, clear TWHFFC “Jack O’ Lantern Logo Mash-Up” decal
• (1) Strip of iconic VHS “Horror” labels from the video store days of yore
• Bagged, hand-numbered, and limited to twenty-one (21) sets
• Everything an officially Official Fiend needs to send some killer correspondence